IF DOGS COULD SPEAK

 Too cute! Thanks V! Sorry N, this is too easy to use as a sharing platform instead of a blog ;P

 IF DOGS COULD SPEAK.                                  
'The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff of you!'

'Mum said all I have to do is give you puppy eyes and you'll feed me.
How'm I doin'...?'  

'I don't get it. Where's the milk?!'  

'Think you're good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.'

'Therrrz no way that was [hiccup!] juzzt milk! [hiccup]!'

'If the puppy eyes don't work, use more conventional methods.'

'I...hate....you....'  

'Welllll, I'm a Gemini.....aaaaaannnd I like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha ha ha'

'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just.... a little...sllleeepy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

'Why are people so unkind?'

'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!! AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'  

'I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.'

'Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick...on the chair!'

'Rrrrr....like a tiger. Rrrrrrr'

'What?! I didn't.....I....I was just thirsty.'

'Go on - tickle me. You know you wanna.'  

'Hey, did you take my Old Spice??
No, seriously....'  

'Why did I eat so many cookies. Why?!'

'Weeeeeee!!!'  

'He he he. I went through your bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. He he he.'

''Sup, Shorty?! You bangin' tonight?'  

'Kid...you're asking the wrong guy.''

'You'd think that looking like a panda I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello....? Pat me please. Hellooooo??'  

'Wasssup!!'  

'Bread. You're seriously giving me bread...?'

'[sniff sniff]....why don't they want [sniff] to play with me??'

'Why get a Tea-cup Chiuawa when .....

....you can get a Beer-mug Chiuawa??!'    
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